Mystery Science Theater 3000: Movie Plot: The Leech Woman A woman becomes young again at the expense of her smug husband.Intro: Crow interrupts Mike's introduction as he vacuums prarie dogs off the ship, as they endanger their beefalo herd. Mike is surprised that the 'bots have beefalo or prarie dogs. Segment One: Crow forgets Mike again. The apes test Mike on his reactions to the movies, but Dr. Peanut starts acting like a monkey(complete with a diaper and roller skates). The crew encourages Prof. Bobo to join in, and he does until Pearl puts a stop to it with baby wipes. Segment Two: Mike wonders why the Nanites haven't fixed the ship. It's because they are on strike(against management, apparently). A little Nanite boy recites a poem, but it ends when tanks roll in. Segment Three: Bobo tells Pearl that some of the apes think she is not really the Lawgiver, so she makes some laws like 'no soup with buffet.' She asks the crew if they want any laws made, and Tom responds with several suggestions that make Mike and Crow question what he did for 500 years. Segment Four: The 'bots plot to get the juice out of Mike's pineal gland so they can live forever. When he survives the attack, they berate him then plot to get Gypsy. Segment Five: Mike and Crow refuse to play in Tom's Beverly Hillbillies skit because they think he just wants to yell 'Jeeeeeeeeeeeed!' He pulls a gun on them, but Mike overpowers him and he starts crying. The apes become civilized until Peanut tries to give Bobo a diaper.Stinger: The cop interrogates June and Neil.

Starring:

Kevin Murphy

Genre:

Comedy, Sci-Fi